You know that saying, “When PIGS fly”?

Well, I’m pretty sure that somewhere in the world, a PIG has mastered the art of flight.

Let me explain……

There are a few things that I honestly thought I would never, and I mean NEVER, say to my husband.

For instance……..

“Anything new on Facebook?”

Seriously, the day my husband mastered Facebook was the day I realized, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!

You have to understand, my husband is anti-technology, anti-computer, anti-anything that has to do with advancements in mankind. He’s a mountain man, and a sexy one at that!

Up until recently, he had always referred to Facebook as, “Face Plate”, which he commonly confused with, “My Face”.

I realize that this may not seem very exciting to you, but to me, it’s HUGE!

He posts more than I do, reads more than I do, and comments more than I do.

I don’t know if I should feel sad, proud, or disturbed.

Then, the other night, I actually had to tell him this………

“Put down the SMART phone! Seriously, we’re eating dinner!”

A SMART PHONE! My husband owns a SMART phone! I never, ever, ever, thought that would ever happen! What is this world coming to?

Granted, he hasn’t completely mastered it yet, but he’s doing pretty damn good, and I guess it does make his job a little easier.

The funny thing is, he used to tease all of our friends about having a mini-tv for a phone. HA!

The SMART phone is just the tip of the ice berg. Having access to the internet, right there in his pocket, every second of everyday has actually opened up a whole new can of worms.

The other night, this happened………

“No, no, no! It’s family movie night! Not Candy Crush night!”

That’s right, my husband now plays Candy Crush!

Seriously, have you seen the pig? You know, the one that’s FLYING!

Of course, part of me loves the fact that I now have something to tease him about. Every time I see him on his phone, I giggle and point out his new addiction.

He actually offered to let me play the other day. I kindly declined of course.

Everyone I know seems to be suffering from this addiction. So I figure, it must be like METH. Try it just once, and BAM, you’re hooked for life! Therefore I avoid it like the plague!

I even shield my eyes if it happens to come into view. I’m terrified that making eye contact with it will turn me into some kind of CANDY CRUSH ZOMBIE!

You could even go as far as to say that the disturbing candy crush music is like a siren, luring it’s unsuspecting victims in one by one……..Too far? Maybe, but it’s better to be safe than sorry.Pigs Fly

So, that’s it. If anyone see’s the PIG, take a picture of that SHIT and send it to me!

Oh, and until I prove my Candy Crush Zombie and Siren theory, it’d be best if you just avoided it all together, and if you’ve already fallen victim, well, look for a CCA, Candy Crush Anonymous, near you.

Until next time, have a fantastic day, and stay CCF, Candy Crush FREE!


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